Things in Texas That Should Be Illegal but Somehow Aren’t

Texas has a buttload of laws, but the state seems to have overlooked a couple of things that should probably be illegal. Luckily, I'm here to sort all of that out. You guys are welcome. From offensive fashion choices in August, weather that flat-out lies, and purposely snacking on things that seem like a dare, here's an unofficial list of things that should almost certainly be illegal in Texas.

6 Things That Should Be Illegal in Texas

1. Wearing jeans when it's 110 degrees outside.

2. Saying mild salsa is too spicy.

3. Driving 85 mph in a 45 zone and acting like you aren't the problem.

4. Battering and deep-frying everything at the state fair, even butter.

5. Allowing the existence of fire ants.

6. Leaving Buc-ee's without 7 different kinds of jerky.

There are plenty of others, but these 6 need to be dealt with promptly. I'd appreciate your help in getting this article to the powers that be. I know you guys have my back...

When Will The Madness End?

While we may have rules against fishing with your hands and jaywalking in Texas, there are several true terrors out there that we haven't even scratched the surface of. Here's to hoping the solution for the fire ants comes quickly. Dear Lord, have mercy on us all. Where's the real justice around here? I'm fed up.

Tell me what you think Texas needs to make illegal. You can reach me at Chrissy.Covington@townsquaremedia.com. I might even feature your thoughts in an upcoming article. You never know. Keep scrolling for more Texas fun in the galleries below.